Biden Tells Residents Of East Palestine To Give Up Drinking Water For Lent
KYIV — After a surprise visit to Ukraine and a photo op with Ukrainian President Zelenskyy, some are pressing Biden on the environmental crisis in East Palestine. He finally broke his silence on the issue to reporters by suggesting those affected just give up drinking water for Lent.
“Listen, folks, Lent is here. Perfect timing! Not a joke!” said the President in response to a reporter. “If you’re concerned about chemicals or whatever in the drinking water, just give up drinking water for Lent! Simple as that! Don’t drink it! What a great opportunity to avoid toxic water while observing Lent!”