Biden Promises To Get Rid Of Those Resort Fees By The Time WWIII Starts

WORLD — In a recent statement, President Biden vowed to make good on his promise to end resort fees at hotels by the time World War III begins.

“Listen, folks, when we go to nuclear war with Russia — and it will happen any day now, not a joke — the last things people want to be worrying about are those annoying junk fees that hotels always charge! It makes me sick!” said Biden to a little girl he was sniffing. “When your town is an irradiated crater and your sons and daughters are dying in Ukraine, do you want to be thinking about that $70 per day fee the Hilton charged you last week? No, I’m serious!”

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