WASHINGTON, D.C. — After House Speaker Kevin McCarthy released uncut footage from the January 6 riot to Fox News host Tucker Carlson, sources are reporting the biggest bombshell from the tapes is the revelation that Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez died 13,491 times during the riot.
“In AOC’s next death, the footage shows the insurrectionists going stall-to-stall in the bathrooms and growling that they were going to ‘get AOC,’ followed by cutting to black – more clear evidence that they ‘got’ her.” CNN’s Jake Tapper emphasized the ominous word “got” before removing his glasses to convey he had grown misty-eyed at the thought of AOC dying for the 7,919th time.
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