Kamala Disappointed To Learn President In Hospice Is Just Carter

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, Vice President Kamala Harris became distraught this weekend after discovering that the president admitted to hospice was only Jimmy Carter. Harris, who has been waiting patiently for Joe Biden to die, fought back tears of disappointment when she discovered the current sitting president was alive and well, albeit in Ukraine.

Harris reportedly spent $200 on a flower arrangement for Biden’s bedside that she now has no use for.

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