CNN To Consult With Biden On Getting Away With Completely Fabricated Stories
WASHINGTON, DC — According to several sources, CNN has reached out to President Joe Biden for a consultation on how to make up stories and still escape being branded as deceptive.
“We wanted to learn from the best,” said Don Lemon to the 13 viewers of his new morning show. “We’ve reported some false stuff in the past and it’s hurt us, even though those false stories were totally true. We’ve been mystified as to how Biden seems to be able to tell completely crazy fake stories and get away with it!”